Behold: a free preview of the super successful Live Cast.
The rest can be found below
It cost's $1, smd ---->$$$ Live Cast $$$ Pt 2
Shane and Matt meet up and get down to bizness. Discussions are launched about the size of gay penises, Shane's wedding trip, Matt's trip to the beach, remedies for itchy butt, weird porn and North Korea.
!!AUGUST 11, LIVE CAST AT HELIUM COMEDY CLUB PHILA, PA 10 PM FRIDAY!!
Matt and Shane clasp hands after being separated for a week. They catch up and discuss Shane's time in Boston. After that Matt pitches Shane a new product (dong wax), they discuss the new all trans-coast guard, and the hallowed ground of Gettysburg.
Also, some shit got fucked up with the music. At 1:06 the ending music got in there and I can't erase it. So when that happens don't freak. It's just for a few seconds. Other than that. This is a chill ass eppie.
Shane and Matt reunite after a long break. They sit down, pull up to the mics, and magic happens again. I can't explain it. It just occurs. Pure alchemy of conjoined spirits. The transformation of two bodies into one mind, tapping into something greater than themselves. Call it God, the universe, man's collective unconscious---whatever it is, it's powerful. Listen with care and share with those you wish to enlighten.
Matt and Shane address their peanut gallery of haters, discuss R Kelly's dungeon, and the McGregor/Mayweather fight.
In what could possibly be the most groundbreaking cast yet, Shane and Matt cover the etymology of "moron", Gary Vandercheck, Girl Comics, WW2, Jocko, Blue lives matter, Black lives matter, and the poop swastika that started it all...
Shane and Matt chat about their weekends and somehow end up in a history lesson. Subjects include: Playing taboo in the hood, nuclear bombs, japan, communism, R.L Stein, and a bunch of more stuff that I can't remember.
The dogs review some hot new Canadian-based Muslimcentric rap to kick things off. They chat and chat and chat until they stumble upon another dark secret: shit night. After the smoke clears, they go on and talk about other stuff: white chicks hogging up pride parade floats, white rappers joining ISIS, the woke war on Zion and more!! ;)
The dawgs release an early podcast since Shane is down at the beach with his family. Subjects include: A hot date, Liza Slesh, audiobooks vs reading, tipping, and some serious cidey propaganda so stay tuned til the end.
Matt and Shane watch a powerful video on Youtube and try to recite the gay alphabet from memory. Then they address some big upcoming news concerning a live podcast. After that, the bulk of the episode is spent figuring out what to do with the growing faction of white supremacist fans, detailing a plan to get those boys off the Hitler stuff.
Matt and Shane's first night in the new place. Cidey's are flowing and the Pod is sounding better than ever. They talk general shop, about the drunk reporter lady at Helium, funny news from China and a lot more.
You da best for listening.
This episode took two takes. Last night Matt was sick and Shane got too drunk and it ended up as some kind of weird lecture on Colonial America. The dogs recouped the morning after and dropped this thunderous ballad instead.
Also, the beginning few seconds are from the lost scrolls from the night prior.
No cidey's or PBRs for this cast. The dawgs are gearing up to go do a shoot and need to be razor sharp. Either way, it's sick. Check it out.
The boys start out talking shop as usual and then somehow unearth what is quintessentially the aggro-crag of Matt's deepest secrets. The cast spins off into a hard look into masculinity, friendship, the internet and all its trappings---soul bearing on another level. Listen, learn, and please don't judge.
Already regretting releasing this, but...what must be done must be done. Enjoy your shitty commutes.
The dogs Shane and Matt are up to another night cast. This is basically a special life-hack episode. They talk about how to eat good, cultural appropriation, Matt's secret heritage, and some other stuff.
Put the oven gloves on...this cast is wayyy too hawt.
contact @ email@example.com
Has podcast fame gone to their heads? Or are the boys on the cutting edge of truth? Are Matt and Shane decadent Roman senators, foolhardy and gluttonous, backs fat and ready for the penetration of enemy knives? Or are they shimmering beacons of free thought towering over an ocean of group-think pop culture lemmings?
Another day. Another cast. Only time will tell their story...
The dawgs start their usual podcast and then something very strange happens, something beyond their control. This cast is very, very tricky. Pay close attention and be ready for wherever it takes you.
Shane and Matt break the mold (again) by recording a podcast in the dead of night. Lost in a haze of beers and very hard ciders, they tackle a plethora of issues: Walmart, religious rites, Shane's Easter, Matt's Easter Eve---and much more.
Behold the glory of the night cast and let it claw through the veil of your perceived night, let it illuminate, bringing light to where light is not known. For only after light enters our eyes can we truly rejoice in its glory.
Shane and Matt reunite after the weekend for a belated discussion on the Pepsi commercial, the dude getting ripped off the plane, Matt's brush with the law, and an ongoing protest happening close to where we recorded.
Matt and Shane join up and jam out. Topics include: Gender, Scooby Doo, PECO bills, Girls, and Extreme Muslims.
The dogs, Shane and Matt, gather to discuss Matt's compound, Shane's unsuccessful love letter, after-school snacks, and our shared Jamaican heritage.
Shane and Matt get together and delve into Matt's psyche, unearthing demons from that past that have been bubbling for years. The conversation spirals off into hard science, sociology, fake hair delivery and a bunch of other stuff.
Matt and Shana reunite after a very long break and discuss a mishap involving the Oxygen Network invading a comedy show to film a dumb reality show, comedy festivals, dudes who want to be famous, and more about bullying (mainly good stuff).
Matt returns from bombing at NYC open mics and greets Shane who is coming back from a very nice weekend in Mechanicsburg. The two live, laugh, love as always.
Matt and Shane go off on an excursion to see the super important, highly relevant, must-see, very average, horror/satire "Get Out," giving you an in-depth look into the storm of pseudo praise coming from the white-pussy-hive-mind's current online Yasss-fest.