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GIVE US A DOLLAR A MONTH AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO THIS AND ALL OUR OTHER PATREON SHIT. ITS NOT LIKE UR NOT GONNA EVENTUALLY BE PAPERED OUT OF YOUR MIND ANYWAY DUE TO YOUR PARENTS INEVITABLE DEMISE WHICH WILL BE BITTER SWEET DUE TO THE LARGE INFLUX OF CASH U WILL RECEIVE IN THE EVENT
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Shane is coming off a whirlwind few weeks while Fat Matt is up to his usual trickery. The D.A.W.G.Z. discuss Shane's alliance with the Birdman, Truama theory, Ice Cube's latest business venture, Matt being pilloried by his peers, and tackle a load of tough issues. Tough guys with average penises asking even tougher questions.
Warning: The following eppie contains a BRUTAL dubstep drop. Do not listen if you are scared of BASS
Shout out Billy
Shout out Spud
The big apple keeps calling and we keep coming. Basically like when the celts sacked Rome for a few months and then ultimately were obliterated due to their lack of discipline and focus.
Let's just enjoy this while we can.
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The D.A.W.G.Z. hit one deep in the week out of pure loyalty to their peeps. A lot of bidniz gets discussed on this cast. Pretty much gonna be all bidniz from here on out. Erryone is about to get so fuggin paid its not funny.
Topics include: Infamous Alien Liar Bob Lazar, Green New Deal, Ancestry.com saving the day, and MORE!!!!!!
FYI THIS EP DOESNT END>>>IT JUST CONTINUES ONTO PATREON> DIDN"T DO THAT ON PURPOSE< JUZT HAPPENED THAT WAY<<ALSO NOTICE THE NEW CRYPTO LANGUAGE<<CAN U EVEN DECIPHER THIS??
TOPIX INCLUDE: BITCH ASS NOT MY CANADIAN PRESIDENT JUSTIN TRUDEAU AND HIS LAME AZZ PARADE<<<STROMBOLI VS CALZONE<<FEMINIZM 2.0<<INCEL_SHOOTER_EVOLUTION<<N SO MUCH MORE!!!
SUP WOADIES :p
This eppie includes: girlz vs Boyz, anima stuff, Tampa Bay, Youtube Brainwashing, and so much more!!!
The Jewish God AKA Yahweh resurrected GERBS and paradoxically brought him back as GERBUS. The ep is two hours long. We touch every topic.
Also shout out AyePapitoosloppy...you know what you did playa.
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The D.A.W.G.Z. ride up onto an old friend and talk a minute before he goes on his way. Topix include: Hemmies, WWII-based fears, dating advice, being poor, and much more!!!!
THE DAWGS ARE BACK IN THE SADDLE AFTER A LONG WEEKEND. TOPIX INCLUDE: GOT FINALE, JOINING DONGERS, LAD KARMA, FIRE STICKS AND MORE!!!!
Tin mugs of ale smash in the feast hall as the D.A.W.G.Z. are honored after the big event. Topix include: Beach town locals, ASB's, Bernie Mac, Teenus troubles and more!!!!
The D.A.W.G.Z. rejoin after an slightly extended absence. Topix include: Shane's mighty hangover, alternative bathing techniques, Orlando Bloom's untimely passing, Shane's burial wishes, and so much freaking more.
Flex your traps and kegels before tuning in.
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The D.A.W.G.Z.trudge up that old muddy hill, their boots heavy with caked earth. Winded and hungry, they reach the summit. Wiping the righteous sweat from their brows, they enjoy the vista of green undulating hills and trees, a few fair maidens rolling in the knee-high grass below.
A fleet of charcoal clouds storm the horizon. A single raindrop. And then another. A sheet of water falls across the fertile valley, hurried by a westward wind. The maidens cover their heads and run for shelter.
All the D.A.W.G.Z can do lower their hats and descend their trail-less path. Maybe they'll catch up with those maidens. And then again, maybe not.
The D.A.W.G.Z. push through the double doors and enter the saloon. The place is hot and lazily quiet, people languishing under the slow spin of the ceiling fans above. The two mysterious gun slingers sit to the back, eyeing the D.A.W.G.Z. The old barkeep, hip to all the cliques and posses in the land nervously cleans a glass and watches as the D.A.W.G.Z. walk to the slingers and pull up a stool...
Join the D.A.W.G.Z. as they gallop through history, connecting dots that probably should be left alone to fade in time. Starting in Rome and all the way to now. A deep dive fer shur.
Topix include: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, church, reparations, The two party system, Tiger Woods, Game of Thrones and more!!!!!!
Sorry for lateness but am transmitting this directly out of the belly of the beast so that it gets to you, the loyal listener. Receive this knowledge and do what you will with it.
Also, stay tuned for a special patreon podcast coming out this weekend Lord willin.
The DAWGS park their horses and come upon a cave. They remove the boulder and spy a sacred site, shielding their eyes from the blinding light of truth.
Topix include: Female psychology, Shane's weekend, The internet of things and much more!!!!
Da D.A.W.G.Z. meet up to discuss BIG wins on the week. Topix include: Little league, Russian Probe, Shane being bullied in a chicken shack and much more!!!!!
Shane makes the trek down from his homeland and convenes with a dark wizard. Truths are shared. Facts are dropped.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. find shelter in the hacienda. N who but their two homies spot and join them for a powerful cast, blowing the roof off of the 'cienda.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. retreat to the battle tent and reformulate. Haterz are coming from all sides. Who knows who is real and who is fugazi? All they can do is slip out the back and run to their stallions, gripping their steed's strong and ample rears as they ride across the unforgiving digital terrain.
Never again boyz and their cool but prolly weird girlfriends. Never GODDAMN AGAIN.
WE RIDE FOREVER!!!!!!!!
IF I GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL AND END UP LOSING 20 G's WHO FUGGIN CARES!!!!