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This eppie includes: girlz vs Boyz, anima stuff, Tampa Bay, Youtube Brainwashing, and so much more!!!
The Jewish God AKA Yahweh resurrected GERBS and paradoxically brought him back as GERBUS. The ep is two hours long. We touch every topic.
Also shout out AyePapitoosloppy...you know what you did playa.
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The D.A.W.G.Z. ride up onto an old friend and talk a minute before he goes on his way. Topix include: Hemmies, WWII-based fears, dating advice, being poor, and much more!!!!
THE DAWGS ARE BACK IN THE SADDLE AFTER A LONG WEEKEND. TOPIX INCLUDE: GOT FINALE, JOINING DONGERS, LAD KARMA, FIRE STICKS AND MORE!!!!
Tin mugs of ale smash in the feast hall as the D.A.W.G.Z. are honored after the big event. Topix include: Beach town locals, ASB's, Bernie Mac, Teenus troubles and more!!!!
The D.A.W.G.Z. rejoin after an slightly extended absence. Topix include: Shane's mighty hangover, alternative bathing techniques, Orlando Bloom's untimely passing, Shane's burial wishes, and so much freaking more.
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The D.A.W.G.Z.trudge up that old muddy hill, their boots heavy with caked earth. Winded and hungry, they reach the summit. Wiping the righteous sweat from their brows, they enjoy the vista of green undulating hills and trees, a few fair maidens rolling in the knee-high grass below.
A fleet of charcoal clouds storm the horizon. A single raindrop. And then another. A sheet of water falls across the fertile valley, hurried by a westward wind. The maidens cover their heads and run for shelter.
All the D.A.W.G.Z can do lower their hats and descend their trail-less path. Maybe they'll catch up with those maidens. And then again, maybe not.
The D.A.W.G.Z. push through the double doors and enter the saloon. The place is hot and lazily quiet, people languishing under the slow spin of the ceiling fans above. The two mysterious gun slingers sit to the back, eyeing the D.A.W.G.Z. The old barkeep, hip to all the cliques and posses in the land nervously cleans a glass and watches as the D.A.W.G.Z. walk to the slingers and pull up a stool...
Join the D.A.W.G.Z. as they gallop through history, connecting dots that probably should be left alone to fade in time. Starting in Rome and all the way to now. A deep dive fer shur.
Topix include: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, church, reparations, The two party system, Tiger Woods, Game of Thrones and more!!!!!!
Sorry for lateness but am transmitting this directly out of the belly of the beast so that it gets to you, the loyal listener. Receive this knowledge and do what you will with it.
Also, stay tuned for a special patreon podcast coming out this weekend Lord willin.
The DAWGS park their horses and come upon a cave. They remove the boulder and spy a sacred site, shielding their eyes from the blinding light of truth.
Topix include: Female psychology, Shane's weekend, The internet of things and much more!!!!
Da D.A.W.G.Z. meet up to discuss BIG wins on the week. Topix include: Little league, Russian Probe, Shane being bullied in a chicken shack and much more!!!!!
Shane makes the trek down from his homeland and convenes with a dark wizard. Truths are shared. Facts are dropped.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. find shelter in the hacienda. N who but their two homies spot and join them for a powerful cast, blowing the roof off of the 'cienda.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. retreat to the battle tent and reformulate. Haterz are coming from all sides. Who knows who is real and who is fugazi? All they can do is slip out the back and run to their stallions, gripping their steed's strong and ample rears as they ride across the unforgiving digital terrain.
Never again boyz and their cool but prolly weird girlfriends. Never GODDAMN AGAIN.
WE RIDE FOREVER!!!!!!!!
IF I GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL AND END UP LOSING 20 G's WHO FUGGIN CARES!!!!
Chris "the O'Contactor" O'Connor joins the cast and drops big news of his own cast. A brazen solo man pod-venture. Total power move. He joins the S.Q.U.A.D. for a three way jam sesh and ripz shit.
Exclusive follow up found here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/24614734
The D.A.W.G.Z. saddle up and ride. Topix include: Alex Walsh, Black Israelites, Astrotheology and a buncha more stuff. YES!
Shane was skiing all weekend in VT. Matt was doin his m*thaFUCKING thing around the crib. They join that evening and form into the D.A.W.G.Z. just like the power rangers formed into that shitty plastic toy when that pony-tailed wearing, b*g DICK havin' bull Tommy (AKA GREEN R*NGER) played on that flute....oh wait. Tommy summoned that other plastic Dino...my bad....T*pics include: Shane's ski trip, Matt's scary lucid dream, readdressing the White kid vs Native american situation, and more!!!!
Da D.@.W.G.Z. are coming off recording another ep and what do they do? They roll one out for the masses. Topics include: crushing your demons, soulja boy comeback, Gilette commercial, psyching your babe out during an argument, and a muhfuggin history lezzon so listen up, ya hert?
THe d@WG$ ripped a fat double header. This eppie occurred after recording an hour and forty minuter* btw. NBD. Topics include female psychology, being trans racial, geezer suicide, the papi k2 cartel, and other sheeeeeet.
*the other episode exists on patreon. It's there if you want and there if you don't.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. come into the Christian calendar New Year bubbling with new and lively ideas. Shane is Keto. Mat is PB ...but that doesn't mean their problems have gone away...oh no...why would they?...why would the universe be anything but wicked to its two favorite children? Does it do these things to test them?? Is that what this is about???????
Gerbies C.U.M.Z. onto the cast and discusses love, life, and then everyone gets a bit awkward.
The d.A.w.G.$ fea$ted, chatted and then one said, "U think it's time" and the other one wa$ like, "Hell yeah, bro. Let'$ freaking do thi$." Topic$ include: Talking with Uber driver$, Olympic athlete$, Shane'$ Big birthday night, and $o much more!!!!