The D.A.W.G.Z. push through the double doors and enter the saloon. The place is hot and lazily quiet, people languishing under the slow spin of the ceiling fans above. The two mysterious gun slingers sit to the back, eyeing the D.A.W.G.Z. The old barkeep, hip to all the cliques and posses in the land nervously cleans a glass and watches as the D.A.W.G.Z. walk to the slingers and pull up a stool...
Join the D.A.W.G.Z. as they gallop through history, connecting dots that probably should be left alone to fade in time. Starting in Rome and all the way to now. A deep dive fer shur.
Topix include: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, church, reparations, The two party system, Tiger Woods, Game of Thrones and more!!!!!!
Sorry for lateness but am transmitting this directly out of the belly of the beast so that it gets to you, the loyal listener. Receive this knowledge and do what you will with it.
Also, stay tuned for a special patreon podcast coming out this weekend Lord willin.
The DAWGS park their horses and come upon a cave. They remove the boulder and spy a sacred site, shielding their eyes from the blinding light of truth.
Topix include: Female psychology, Shane's weekend, The internet of things and much more!!!!
Da D.A.W.G.Z. meet up to discuss BIG wins on the week. Topix include: Little league, Russian Probe, Shane being bullied in a chicken shack and much more!!!!!
Shane makes the trek down from his homeland and convenes with a dark wizard. Truths are shared. Facts are dropped.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. find shelter in the hacienda. N who but their two homies spot and join them for a powerful cast, blowing the roof off of the 'cienda.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. retreat to the battle tent and reformulate. Haterz are coming from all sides. Who knows who is real and who is fugazi? All they can do is slip out the back and run to their stallions, gripping their steed's strong and ample rears as they ride across the unforgiving digital terrain.
Never again boyz and their cool but prolly weird girlfriends. Never GODDAMN AGAIN.
WE RIDE FOREVER!!!!!!!!
IF I GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL AND END UP LOSING 20 G's WHO FUGGIN CARES!!!!
Chris "the O'Contactor" O'Connor joins the cast and drops big news of his own cast. A brazen solo man pod-venture. Total power move. He joins the S.Q.U.A.D. for a three way jam sesh and ripz shit.
Exclusive follow up found here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/24614734
The D.A.W.G.Z. saddle up and ride. Topix include: Alex Walsh, Black Israelites, Astrotheology and a buncha more stuff. YES!
Shane was skiing all weekend in VT. Matt was doin his m*thaFUCKING thing around the crib. They join that evening and form into the D.A.W.G.Z. just like the power rangers formed into that shitty plastic toy when that pony-tailed wearing, b*g DICK havin' bull Tommy (AKA GREEN R*NGER) played on that flute....oh wait. Tommy summoned that other plastic Dino...my bad....T*pics include: Shane's ski trip, Matt's scary lucid dream, readdressing the White kid vs Native american situation, and more!!!!
Da D.@.W.G.Z. are coming off recording another ep and what do they do? They roll one out for the masses. Topics include: crushing your demons, soulja boy comeback, Gilette commercial, psyching your babe out during an argument, and a muhfuggin history lezzon so listen up, ya hert?
THe d@WG$ ripped a fat double header. This eppie occurred after recording an hour and forty minuter* btw. NBD. Topics include female psychology, being trans racial, geezer suicide, the papi k2 cartel, and other sheeeeeet.
*the other episode exists on patreon. It's there if you want and there if you don't.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. come into the Christian calendar New Year bubbling with new and lively ideas. Shane is Keto. Mat is PB ...but that doesn't mean their problems have gone away...oh no...why would they?...why would the universe be anything but wicked to its two favorite children? Does it do these things to test them?? Is that what this is about???????
Gerbies C.U.M.Z. onto the cast and discusses love, life, and then everyone gets a bit awkward.
The d.A.w.G.$ fea$ted, chatted and then one said, "U think it's time" and the other one wa$ like, "Hell yeah, bro. Let'$ freaking do thi$." Topic$ include: Talking with Uber driver$, Olympic athlete$, Shane'$ Big birthday night, and $o much more!!!!
Da D.A.W.G.Z. recap the weekend and go on to talk about medically prescribed handies, E-bombz, Dark Chakras, Derren Brown, and MORE!!!!!!
The D.A.W.G.Z. call an emergency meeting to investigate charges against Neil deGrasse Tyson. They then go on to discuss Shane's show in Boston, their respective luh lives, and some other stuff...and then things take a turn...
The D.A.W.G.Z. summon one of their favorite and most treasured guests aka Steve Gerbies. They bust it up about love, life, science, outer space, and a bunch more!!!
Woo Doggie. Here comes another. We talk bout all kinds of sheeeet. Hopefully u lyke it.
The D.A.W.G.Z. hit the studio and str8 wreck shyt. We chat about Shane's trip to Syracuse, Matt's ill-fated attempt at going on the news, The Jersey Shore reboot, the porn industry, and so much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special voting day episode. Enjoy y'all.
Shane comes off possibly the sickest week ever having met the God Joe Rogies, as well as being in close proximity to B Real. The D.A.W.G.Z. also go on to investigate the way of the Tao, black-pilling your mom, voting, paintball and the tragic tale of the USS Indianapolis.