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The D.A.W.G.Z. saddle up and ride. Topix include: Alex Walsh, Black Israelites, Astrotheology and a buncha more stuff. YES!
Shane was skiing all weekend in VT. Matt was doin his m*thaFUCKING thing around the crib. They join that evening and form into the D.A.W.G.Z. just like the power rangers formed into that shitty plastic toy when that pony-tailed wearing, b*g DICK havin' bull Tommy (AKA GREEN R*NGER) played on that flute....oh wait. Tommy summoned that other plastic Dino...my bad....T*pics include: Shane's ski trip, Matt's scary lucid dream, readdressing the White kid vs Native american situation, and more!!!!
Da D.@.W.G.Z. are coming off recording another ep and what do they do? They roll one out for the masses. Topics include: crushing your demons, soulja boy comeback, Gilette commercial, psyching your babe out during an argument, and a muhfuggin history lezzon so listen up, ya hert?
THe d@WG$ ripped a fat double header. This eppie occurred after recording an hour and forty minuter* btw. NBD. Topics include female psychology, being trans racial, geezer suicide, the papi k2 cartel, and other sheeeeeet.
*the other episode exists on patreon. It's there if you want and there if you don't.
Da D.A.W.G.Z. come into the Christian calendar New Year bubbling with new and lively ideas. Shane is Keto. Mat is PB ...but that doesn't mean their problems have gone away...oh no...why would they?...why would the universe be anything but wicked to its two favorite children? Does it do these things to test them?? Is that what this is about???????
Gerbies C.U.M.Z. onto the cast and discusses love, life, and then everyone gets a bit awkward.
The d.A.w.G.$ fea$ted, chatted and then one said, "U think it's time" and the other one wa$ like, "Hell yeah, bro. Let'$ freaking do thi$." Topic$ include: Talking with Uber driver$, Olympic athlete$, Shane'$ Big birthday night, and $o much more!!!!
Da D.A.W.G.Z. recap the weekend and go on to talk about medically prescribed handies, E-bombz, Dark Chakras, Derren Brown, and MORE!!!!!!
The D.A.W.G.Z. call an emergency meeting to investigate charges against Neil deGrasse Tyson. They then go on to discuss Shane's show in Boston, their respective luh lives, and some other stuff...and then things take a turn...
The D.A.W.G.Z. summon one of their favorite and most treasured guests aka Steve Gerbies. They bust it up about love, life, science, outer space, and a bunch more!!!
Woo Doggie. Here comes another. We talk bout all kinds of sheeeet. Hopefully u lyke it.
The D.A.W.G.Z. hit the studio and str8 wreck shyt. We chat about Shane's trip to Syracuse, Matt's ill-fated attempt at going on the news, The Jersey Shore reboot, the porn industry, and so much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special voting day episode. Enjoy y'all.
Shane comes off possibly the sickest week ever having met the God Joe Rogies, as well as being in close proximity to B Real. The D.A.W.G.Z. also go on to investigate the way of the Tao, black-pilling your mom, voting, paintball and the tragic tale of the USS Indianapolis.
Remember the beginning of Mad Max fury Road where those weird dudes with masks hoard all the water?
This pod is Mad Max smashing the dudes with masks (symbols for our laziness/constant depression) and unleashing the probably dirty water onto the throng of futuristic sci-fi white trash.
We speak on: Girls working out too hard, Meg "whiteface-blackface-what-does-it-really-matter?" Kelly, DNC bombscare, and so much mooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeee!!!
Shots are fired. The battle field hazy with smoke. Shat nation may never heal from...The Great Divide.
The M.U.T.H.A.F.U.G.G.I.N. D.A.W.G.Z. battle their weekend-induced fatigue and come to the table to break B.R.E.A.D. Shane went to a wedding. Matt bought a crib. The d.a.w.g.z. are being squeezed by the hands of time, formed from mere clay into diamonds. All they can do is shine.
The D.A.W.G.Z. rise even further beyond the already unimaginable heights and deliver a sermon.
Topics include Norm's appearance on The View, Shane's luh life, brain science, AI and MORE MORE MORE MORE!
And the D.A.W.G.Z. are still barking. Topix include Matt's dog's mystical experience, The real Jesus, Life in first century Jerusalem and the tragic state of white rappers.
The D.A.W.G.Z. lead a scorching investigation into a plethora of topics, stuff like Joe Rogan still doing the weird, women's pheromones, doomsday prepping, dating and so much fuggin more.
The D.A.W.G.Z. take their funny bitz to Helium and dazzle the crowd.
Full video available on https://www.patreon.com/posts/21072784
Fresh off the live cast the D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by Dan Soder for an old fashioned romp around.
Topics include: Breaking up, porn fetishes, disabled wrestlers, Joe Rogan (*possibly*) being approached by the CIA, and more!!!!
Sorry to interrupt this usually sick description, but I have an announcement to make: The cast has entered the visual dimension. Meaning this: We now film it. Meaning this: If you are one of our Patreon Gods you get to see the video footage + a little bonus post-cast chat after.
Don't worry tho. If you're just a reggie listener nothing changes. The cast will still make it to your ears and hearts. Just not your eyes. For you are blind in the land of the Secret Cast.
But it's chill. There's still hope for you if you become really good at piano and do heroin, or are good at doing whatever Helen Keller did, probably making it clap for Ben Franklin if I had to guess. Although she was also deaf so I'm no sure that's a good example.