Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Chronicle the rise of two great comics, Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis, and be swept away as they embark on their journey toward their utter domination of the comedy world.
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast




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Dec 10, 2018

Da D.A.W.G.Z. recap the weekend and go on to talk about medically prescribed handies, E-bombz, Dark Chakras, Derren Brown, and MORE!!!!!!

Dec 3, 2018

The D.A.W.G.Z. call an emergency meeting to investigate charges against Neil deGrasse Tyson. They then go on to discuss Shane's show in Boston, their respective luh lives, and some other stuff...and then things take a turn...

Nov 27, 2018

The D.A.W.G.Z. summon one of their favorite and most treasured guests aka Steve Gerbies. They bust it up about love, life, science, outer space, and a bunch more!!! 

Nov 19, 2018

Woo Doggie. Here comes another. We talk bout all kinds of sheeeet. Hopefully u lyke it. 

Nov 17, 2018

The D.A.W.G.Z. hit the studio and str8 wreck shyt. We chat about Shane's trip to Syracuse, Matt's ill-fated attempt at going on the news, The Jersey Shore reboot, the porn industry, and so much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 6, 2018

Special voting day episode. Enjoy y'all. 

Nov 5, 2018

Shane comes off possibly the sickest week ever having met the God Joe Rogies, as well as being in close proximity to B Real. The D.A.W.G.Z. also go on to investigate the way of the Tao, black-pilling your mom, voting, paintball and the tragic tale of the USS Indianapolis. 

Oct 26, 2018

Remember the beginning of Mad Max fury Road where those weird dudes with masks hoard all the water?

This pod is Mad Max smashing the dudes with masks (symbols for our laziness/constant depression) and unleashing the probably dirty water onto the throng of futuristic sci-fi white trash. 

We speak on: Girls working out too hard, Meg "whiteface-blackface-what-does-it-really-matter?" Kelly, DNC bombscare, and so much mooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeee!!!

Oct 16, 2018

We did it. Episode 100.

Oct 9, 2018

Shots are fired. The battle field hazy with smoke. Shat nation may never heal from...The Great Divide. 

Sep 25, 2018

The M.U.T.H.A.F.U.G.G.I.N. D.A.W.G.Z. battle their weekend-induced fatigue and come to the table to break B.R.E.A.D. Shane went to a wedding. Matt bought a crib. The d.a.w.g.z. are being squeezed by the hands of time, formed from mere clay into diamonds. All they can do is shine. 

Sep 18, 2018

The D.A.W.G.Z. rise even further beyond the already unimaginable heights and deliver a sermon. 

Topics include Norm's appearance on The View, Shane's luh life, brain science, AI and MORE MORE MORE MORE!

Sep 11, 2018

Anotha one. 

And the D.A.W.G.Z. are still barking. Topix include Matt's dog's mystical experience, The real Jesus, Life in first century Jerusalem and the tragic state of white rappers.


Sep 4, 2018

The D.A.W.G.Z. lead a scorching investigation into a plethora of topics, stuff like Joe Rogan still doing the weird, women's pheromones, doomsday prepping, dating and so much fuggin more. 

Aug 30, 2018

The D.A.W.G.Z. take their funny bitz to Helium and dazzle the crowd. 

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Aug 25, 2018

Fresh off the live cast the D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by Dan Soder for an old fashioned romp around. 

Topics include: Breaking up, porn fetishes, disabled wrestlers, Joe Rogan (*possibly*) being approached by the CIA, and more!!!!  

Aug 8, 2018

Sorry to interrupt this usually sick description, but I have an announcement to make: The cast has entered the visual dimension. Meaning this: We now film it. Meaning this: If you are one of our Patreon Gods you get to see the video footage + a little bonus post-cast chat after. 

Don't worry tho. If you're just a reggie listener nothing changes. The cast will still make it to your ears and hearts. Just not your eyes. For you are blind in the land of the Secret Cast. 

But it's chill. There's still hope for you if you become really good at piano and do heroin, or are good at doing whatever Helen Keller did, probably making it clap for Ben Franklin if I had to guess. Although she was also deaf so I'm no sure that's a good example. 

Jul 31, 2018

McCarthyism is back!! Not that weak-ass liberal collusion shade. I'm talkin' straight bullying someone we think might be a communist. 

The D.A.W.G.Z., finally finding someone as politically inept as they, delve into why libs hate Jordan Peterson, unions, being high at work, the time Matt got accused of stalking (FN), Shane's mega bus ride, and Masculli's sick podcast idea about doing mushrooms w your parents.  

Jul 24, 2018

Two riders grip the rain-soaked manes of their stallions as they blaze through the uncharted wilderness, off toward the electrified panorama. Thunder rumbles in the distance as the hooves of their beasts clap across the muddy earth. It's been raining for days. They should set up camp. Rest their weary hearts and minds. 

But no. They can't. The message they bring is too huge. Too important. 

Lightning splits the sky. 

They lower their hats and keep on riding. Both tasting the rain streaming down from their unwashed hair along their jowls, somehow making it past their clenched jaws. 

A brief respite, this concoction of rain and sweat and dirt. It's the only peace they know. 


Oh, and also, don't fret but we say this episode is 91 but really it's 90. You'll understand soon enough. 





Jul 22, 2018

Whoa. Got McKeevies on the Track. Super sick episode. Started talking about dogs and took off into the vast horizon. 


Topics: Dogs, MS13, Trump (obvi), Putin, A recent stabbing, and so much more!!!!!!

Jul 10, 2018

Wut is there to even to say??? The DAWGZ link up and drop D_I_C_K. Bend over. Take as much as you can. 

Jun 29, 2018

Chris Wood joins the DAWGZ and talks about fuggin', a fellow comedian getting attacked, problems at Home Depot, and grade school memories. 

Jun 22, 2018

Sorry 4 da wait. Shane came back and we ripped and eppie. Trigger warning: Shane is super woke now. Deal with it. 

Jun 14, 2018

Steve Gerben joins the the legendary Pimpz Matt and Shane and lays down some legendary W.A.X.

Hot Topics include: Buying a house with your bae, Shane's Brother-in-law, His NYC living situation, Panic attacks, hemorrhoids, getting pegged and so much more!!!!!

Jun 6, 2018

We snuck a cast in on Saturday just to make sure we had something while Shane was away. Itz pretty chylllll.  

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