McCarthyism is back!! Not that weak-ass liberal collusion shade. I'm talkin' straight bullying someone we think might be a communist.
The D.A.W.G.Z., finally finding someone as politically inept as they, delve into why libs hate Jordan Peterson, unions, being high at work, the time Matt got accused of stalking (FN), Shane's mega bus ride, and Masculli's sick podcast idea about doing mushrooms w your parents.
Two riders grip the rain-soaked manes of their stallions as they blaze through the uncharted wilderness, off toward the electrified panorama. Thunder rumbles in the distance as the hooves of their beasts clap across the muddy earth. It's been raining for days. They should set up camp. Rest their weary hearts and minds.
But no. They can't. The message they bring is too huge. Too important.
Lightning splits the sky.
They lower their hats and keep on riding. Both tasting the rain streaming down from their unwashed hair along their jowls, somehow making it past their clenched jaws.
A brief respite, this concoction of rain and sweat and dirt. It's the only peace they know.
Oh, and also, don't fret but we say this episode is 91 but really it's 90. You'll understand soon enough.
Whoa. Got McKeevies on the Track. Super sick episode. Started talking about dogs and took off into the vast horizon.
Topics: Dogs, MS13, Trump (obvi), Putin, A recent stabbing, and so much more!!!!!!
Wut is there to even to say??? The DAWGZ link up and drop D_I_C_K. Bend over. Take as much as you can.
Chris Wood joins the DAWGZ and talks about fuggin', a fellow comedian getting attacked, problems at Home Depot, and grade school memories.
Sorry 4 da wait. Shane came back and we ripped and eppie. Trigger warning: Shane is super woke now. Deal with it.
Steve Gerben joins the the legendary Pimpz Matt and Shane and lays down some legendary W.A.X.
Hot Topics include: Buying a house with your bae, Shane's Brother-in-law, His NYC living situation, Panic attacks, hemorrhoids, getting pegged and so much more!!!!!
We snuck a cast in on Saturday just to make sure we had something while Shane was away. Itz pretty chylllll.
Shane interprets Matt's weird Mucinex dreams. They talk about the live JP event. Then Roseanne crashing the Trump Train. Matt Roid Raging at Urgent Care. A theory on Human body temp vs the outside environment. Shane pissing off his family. Listening to rap in your thirties and more!
Matt unveils his new political identity. Shane is at first hesitant but accepts Matt's new swag. They go on to discuss different levels of hookers, the demise of the democratic party, Q-anon, Porn becoming illegal, The Munk Debates, Matt meeting Jordan Peterson, bomb-making, Shane vs. negative stand up advice, and MORE!!!!
Laptop crashed last night so we had to record a morning eppie. Classic eppie with classic stuff only this time the studio comes under fire, a serpent from within the garden type scenario.
The B.0.Y.$. get str8 to bizness. After addressing some HATERZ they move onto a very uncool documentary, people from norway, sweden and other honky azz countries like it, smoking crack, socializm, nukes, the end of dayz, Alex Jones vs. Snoop Dawg, N SO MUCH MOREEEEEEEEE
The almighty D.A.W.G.Z. discuss Iceberg Slims auto-bio, Pizza Gate, Kanye joining Trump(Which by the way we predicted in an earlier eppie---tomorrow's news today, I'm just sayin), Shania Twains apology, and Thomas Sowell's Black Redneck's theory.
'Ear me now!
In deese eppie, dem rudeboy Matt n Shane discuss many ting. Dem topic include: Matt's trip to da docta fi get him hood check, fi him dog sucking jizz outta a boots, An sum scorching hot thoughts pon race an gentrification.
Listen yuh batty bwoys!
Sorry every1, yesterday wasn't our day. But then we rose and recorded this hawtazz shit.
Brian Six joins the D.A.W.G.Z. to talk shop about the sex business...and business is GOOD. Na, but for real tho...He gives us the ins and outs of the web cam business, managing a stable of cam gurlz and the like.
**Special edition cast**
Adam, the Indiana Jones of dongs, graces the cast to recruit the d.a.w.g.z. to the cause of not snipping baby wieners. The d.a.w.g.z. hear him out and are deeply moved.
Really good eppie. Enjoy.
Oh and watch this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVFFI76ff0
The dogs toil over a long anticipated eppie. And here she is.
The homies get into the basement and talk shop. The girls at the dunk contest, Reddit shout outs, Science Fairs, Shane's Tweets, AWAFA's, The Drug War, The mysterious black practice of walking along the street and not the sidewalk and MORE!!
Vocalist Rob Crews, front man of Moonwalker joins the dogz for a slammin' cast. The power trio discusses all things Road life, the new chill reality of rock stardom, Shane's weekend, Cambridge Analytica, and a bunch more.
Check out Moonwalker's latest single: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAMCdIDKfE
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In this episode the dogs discuss Matt's new gains via his Manhood Product, Shane's new favorite movie, The ins and outs of bookie-ing, A dilemma of choice and passion, Walmart's poor choice of signage, and so, so much more.
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Shane and Matt come off their comedyless weekends and chat all things Oscars or Golden Globes (I forget which one it is), differences between generations, The Old Testament, Clint Eastwood's first draft of Grand Torino, Ryan Seacrest, and of course ManhoodCanada.com (Promo Code: mattandshane)
The dogz get an official sponsor. A Canadian company specializing in foreskin reconstruction. Also, sorry about the music. Forgot I had to hook up all this extra stuff to my new computer. Next week we'll be back with Big Willie.
Steve Gerben joins the cast to learn us some science facts. If you like what he's saying why don't you go check him out on 4/27/18 at PHIT theatre? The dogs will be there.
Oh and Shane is at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone this weekend.
Matt will be at Punchline March 7th hosting some dumbass showcase.
Shane's back from a hot trip to Boston. He and Matt convene and chat. Subjects include: Boston, our sick new diets, stealing meat from Fogo de Chao, some more embarrassing childhood stories that probably shouldn't be uttered, and of course more!