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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Chronicle the rise of two great comics, Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis, and be swept away as they embark on their journey toward their utter domination of the comedy world.
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Aug 5, 2020

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. 

Jul 29, 2020

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm.

Jul 22, 2020

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other. 

God bless. 

Jul 16, 2020

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview

Jul 15, 2020

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should. 

Hail Cannon! 

Jul 8, 2020

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost. 

Jul 1, 2020

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho. 

Full eppie on the paytch @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Jun 24, 2020

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg. 

Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!!

Support the Dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

 

Jun 24, 2020

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg. 

Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more

Jun 18, 2020

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move. 

Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither. 

Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff. 

Watch video: https://youtu.be/b1F6Tu6j5E8

Support the D.A.W.G.Z @patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Jun 10, 2020

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff. 

Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo

Jun 1, 2020

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal 

May 27, 2020

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs.

Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!!

Support the DAWGZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ArE305XT5RM

May 20, 2020

In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts.

Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing.

Support the DAWGZ: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod

May 12, 2020

OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!!

Watch the Video: https://youtu.be/c_AUvix7fpM

Support the D.A.W.G.Z: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Apr 30, 2020

O'Connor comes out of a long seclusion with a semi-hopeful message.

Watch the Pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfuPlUTJjs&feature=youtu.be

Support the DawgZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Apr 21, 2020

A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation.   

Watch the video: https://youtu.be/Sfkxozmg7S8

Support the Dawgz and get extra stuff: patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Apr 12, 2020

Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order

Apr 5, 2020

The walls of the #LakeLife house are thin and chatter is everywhere. Shane grabs some Landsharks and hits the couch for a rather fiery cast. Cusk has been programming hard, but feels off. He misses Shane and Shane misses him. Can they make it through this trying times? There love is strong, but can it withstand this scourge that definitely is NOT a bio weapon sent to destroy us?

continuation of ep on patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/posts/35653187

 

Mar 31, 2020

The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business. 

Mar 28, 2020

International M.E.G.A. G.O.D. Tom Green blesses the cast with plethora of pacifist survival tips. If you need more T Green check out his cast @ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Also, support the paytch: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Video: https://youtu.be/lsHLLrTs4ug

Mar 23, 2020

The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy. Stay strong!

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBzFJOrTPys

Mar 16, 2020

The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ...

Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would.

The cast is on video too now:

https://youtu.be/Ag_JwzD

The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ

Mar 10, 2020

Shane is mulling over the social opportunity of a life time. Will he be crowned with a visor and become life of the party? Or will he be stripped naked and humiliated in front of his potential pals?

Topics include: New World Order, Quigley, Baby duties, and a bunch more stuff

Mar 3, 2020

One new daddy and a powerful uncle sit and break bread after a miraculous birth.  

Topix include: The life and death world of baes, Sudan, boner pills, comedy journalism, and very very much more. 

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