Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless. 

Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more.

Lock down...engage. 

The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right? 

Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security.