Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should.
Hail Cannon!
Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost.
Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho.
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Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg.
Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!!
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Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg.
Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more
Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move.
Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither.
Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff.
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First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff.
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Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal
Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs.
Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!!
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In this episode we see the horrible butthole of Shane's Cat. Subjects also include: Shane on the peloton, The inter-generational trap of Walmart brain/body, The first Troop, and both of our current domestic conflicts.
Also, this should hopefully be the last of our Zoom Chronicles, as the studio should be finished by next week Lord willing.
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OMFG Shane just got in a car accident on the way to Best Buys to get a cord for the X Box! He's okay tho. Car's a little jacked up. Matt's planning a wedding at the local armory and is also suffering from upper thoracic back pain (not his first time.) The two gather and talk about Matt's Patriotic 2020 wedding, Industries ruled by female desire, Shane's basement behavior, and MORRRRRREEEE!!!
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O'Connor comes out of a long seclusion with a semi-hopeful message.
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A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation.
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Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order
The walls of the #LakeLife house are thin and chatter is everywhere. Shane grabs some Landsharks and hits the couch for a rather fiery cast. Cusk has been programming hard, but feels off. He misses Shane and Shane misses him. Can they make it through this trying times? There love is strong, but can it withstand this scourge that definitely is NOT a bio weapon sent to destroy us?
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The D.A.W.G.Z. landed a big weird fish. John McAfee joins the cast and gives us the business.
International M.E.G.A. G.O.D. Tom Green blesses the cast with plethora of pacifist survival tips. If you need more T Green check out his cast @ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Also, support the paytch: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod
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The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy. Stay strong!
The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ...
Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would.
The cast is on video too now:
The cast can keep the dawgz from the studio but it couldn't keep the studio from the DAWGZ
Shane is mulling over the social opportunity of a life time. Will he be crowned with a visor and become life of the party? Or will he be stripped naked and humiliated in front of his potential pals?
Topics include: New World Order, Quigley, Baby duties, and a bunch more stuff
One new daddy and a powerful uncle sit and break bread after a miraculous birth.
Topix include: The life and death world of baes, Sudan, boner pills, comedy journalism, and very very much more.
O'Connor joins the cast, thinking he knows about space and shit and turns out he knows a little, but not as much as Sagan, Degrasse (not guilty), and McCusker.
Topix include: Shane getting subliminally bullied by big Phil, O'Connor loving war, and a buncha other stuff.
Daddy-Shane has finally come home to learn his nasty little son was smoking pot and carrying on with his buddies while he was away. Discipline is in order.
The word has been made flesh. Please listen and enjoy.
The D.A.W.G.Z. celebrate a big victory at Top Golf and then get right down to biz. We talk about getting scurred after watching The Outsider, Moose's munching Pumpkins, Maritime Law, and of course...The Scotty Defense
The sequel to this ep can be found below