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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Chronicle the rise of two great comics, Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis, and be swept away as they embark on their journey toward their utter domination of the comedy world.
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Jul 6, 2017

Shane and Matt chat about their weekends and somehow end up in a history lesson. Subjects include: Playing taboo in the hood, nuclear bombs, japan, communism, R.L Stein, and a bunch of more stuff that I can't remember. 

Jun 28, 2017

The dogs review some hot new Canadian-based Muslimcentric rap to kick things off. They chat and chat and chat until they stumble upon another dark secret: shit night. After the smoke clears, they go on and talk about other stuff: white chicks hogging up pride parade floats, white rappers joining ISIS, the woke war on Zion and more!! ;) 

Jun 19, 2017

The dawgs release an early podcast since Shane is down at the beach with his family. Subjects include: A hot date, Liza Slesh, audiobooks vs reading, tipping, and some serious cidey propaganda so stay tuned til the end. 

Jun 14, 2017

Matt and Shane watch a powerful video on Youtube and try to recite the gay alphabet from memory. Then they address some big upcoming news concerning a live podcast. After that, the bulk of the episode is spent figuring out what to do with the growing faction of white supremacist fans, detailing a plan to get those boys off the Hitler stuff. 

Jun 7, 2017

Matt and Shane's first night in the new place. Cidey's are flowing and the Pod is sounding better than ever. They talk general shop, about the drunk reporter lady at Helium, funny news from China and a lot more.

 

You da best for listening.

 

May 31, 2017

This episode took two takes. Last night Matt was sick and Shane got too drunk and it ended up as some kind of weird lecture on Colonial America. The dogs recouped the morning after and dropped this thunderous ballad instead. 

 

Also, the beginning few seconds are from the lost scrolls from the night prior. 

May 24, 2017

No cidey's or PBRs for this cast. The dawgs are gearing up to go do a shoot and need to be razor sharp. Either way, it's sick. Check it out. 

May 17, 2017

The boys start out talking shop as usual and then somehow unearth what is quintessentially the aggro-crag of Matt's deepest secrets. The cast spins off into a hard look into masculinity, friendship, the internet and all its trappings---soul bearing on another level. Listen, learn, and please don't judge.

 

Already regretting releasing this, but...what must be done must be done. Enjoy your shitty commutes. 

 

Fuck. 

 

Goddamnit. 

May 10, 2017

Hi :)

The dogs Shane and Matt are up to another night cast. This is basically a special life-hack episode. They talk about how to eat good, cultural appropriation, Matt's secret heritage, and some other stuff.

 

Put the oven gloves on...this cast is wayyy too hawt.  

 

contact @ mssecretpodcast@gmail.com

May 3, 2017

Has podcast fame gone to their heads? Or are the boys on the cutting edge of truth? Are Matt and Shane decadent Roman senators, foolhardy and gluttonous, backs fat and ready for the penetration of enemy knives? Or are they shimmering beacons of free thought towering over an ocean of group-think pop culture lemmings?

Another day. Another cast. Only time will tell their story...

Apr 26, 2017

The dawgs start their usual podcast and then something very strange happens, something beyond their control. This cast is very, very tricky. Pay close attention and be ready for wherever it takes you. 

Apr 19, 2017

Good God.

Shane and Matt break the mold (again) by recording a podcast in the dead of night. Lost in a haze of beers and very hard ciders, they tackle a plethora of issues: Walmart, religious rites, Shane's Easter, Matt's Easter Eve---and much more.

 

Behold the glory of the night cast and let it claw through the veil of your perceived night, let it illuminate, bringing light to where light is not known. For only after light enters our eyes can we truly rejoice in its glory. 

#ShatNation

Apr 11, 2017

Shane and Matt reunite after the weekend for a belated discussion on the Pepsi commercial, the dude getting ripped off the plane, Matt's brush with the law, and an ongoing protest happening close to where we recorded.

Apr 4, 2017

Matt and Shane join up and jam out. Topics include: Gender, Scooby Doo, PECO bills, Girls, and Extreme Muslims.  

Mar 28, 2017

The dogs, Shane and Matt, gather to discuss Matt's compound, Shane's unsuccessful love letter, after-school snacks, and our shared Jamaican heritage.   

Mar 21, 2017

Shane and Matt get together and delve into Matt's psyche, unearthing demons from that past that have been bubbling for years. The conversation spirals off into hard science, sociology, fake hair delivery and a bunch of other stuff. 

It's lit. 

Mar 16, 2017

Matt and Shana reunite after a very long break and discuss a mishap involving the Oxygen Network invading a comedy show to film a dumb reality show, comedy festivals, dudes who want to be famous, and more about bullying (mainly good stuff). 

Mar 7, 2017

Matt returns from bombing at NYC open mics and greets Shane who is coming back from a very nice weekend in Mechanicsburg. The two live, laugh, love as always. 

Feb 28, 2017

Matt and Shane go off on an excursion to see the super important, highly relevant, must-see, very average, horror/satire "Get Out," giving you an in-depth look into the storm of pseudo praise coming from the white-pussy-hive-mind's current online Yasss-fest.

 

Feb 21, 2017

Episode 15...our QuinceaƱera!  We discuss Milo, some dude who walks by, innocent games young boys sometimes play, and a bunch more. Pretty good stuff here. 

Feb 15, 2017

Shane and Matt meet in secret, the day after Valentine's to discuss the UAE space program, our shitty listeners, and our vision for the podcast. 

Feb 7, 2017

Shane returns from a weekend in Harrisburg and reunites with Matt to discuss moonfaces, Alex Jones and  'Madea goes to the moon.' Probably the most heartfelt episode yet.

*Also: contains a bonus track

Jan 31, 2017

Legendary Comedian Rich Vos blesses the podcast by calling in. Afterwards, Matt and Shane discuss the boy scouts ditching their draconian policies, the erotic nature of yoga, and some other stuff that will probably land them in a trailer down at Pervert Park.  

Jan 24, 2017

Dag...Sick ass episode with a sick ass guest...After chatting with Dan Soder, Matt and Shane totally trash the women's march--just kidding. We don't do that at all. We talk about sex, relationships, purity, pulling out---all things love--- and then dribble into other subjects like the inner workings of Matt's mind and Shane's weekend at the yacht club.  

Also, for you non-comedian civilians, check out Dan Soder's shit. He's funny. A lot of comedians, even professional ones, kinda suck, but he doesn't. Check him out and go to his shows. 

Jan 17, 2017

Shane and Matt are both hot off successful weekends and back at the nest. They channel their momentum into blowing the lid off a political conspiracy involving Canadians, weak Americans and the Democratic party. Also, Matt and Shane find a friend :)

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